electric unicorns

started spray painting again, been doing some big tattoos. im putting a skate deck show together with fun house. check for updates on that, it wont be for a couple months the blanks dont get here till friday. mission blvd flooded yesterday, it was raaaaaaaad.

i hate manatees

manatees, the cows of the sea. dear god, creator of all things righteous and both useless and shitty. thank you for making an animal that has no greater purpose than to be fat and ugly and float underneath motorboats and become horribly maimed. no one pities the fucking squirrel that got hit by a car, so why is the manatee an endangered species? i say let the ugly fat bags die off, keep one or two maybe just to laugh, but who really cares? seriously, fuck florida. in elementary school our teacher thought it would be neat to "adopt" an endangered animal. all the other classes got cool shit like whales and chinchillas or sugar gliders or some shit. i was $5 and a permission slip away from "adopting" my very own endangered animal. i should have been excited, instead i was the only 3rd grader protesting this lame decision of biological preservation and sent home with a 'would not participate' letter for my parents to read and sign.



point... and... case. fuck florida (again, but this time in the ass with no lube).

sommat new and abused

so on ocassion cool things happen across the street and life is amazing. like this cop car getting towed. LEGIT.

finished some pieces i've been working on. moved to ob. smacking babies... the usual, oh yeah, and riding my bike... EVERY WHERE. its amazing, i wish i could go faster though, so i kinda wanna get like a motorcycle or some shit in the next year :) MTV filmed at our shop for a 'real world' follow up. so look for that spotlight of funhouse on the worlds gayest tv network

bible bibliography

check out this "about the author" on the back of the bible weve got down at the shop.

hat-titude

so my grandma passed away about a week ago and i went up to bakersfield for the memorial. heres a picture of my mom and cousin (who i hadnt seen in 5 years, so that was nice) and i.

this was truck was parked right in front of the shop, i figured it was an omen, so i drank a pint of wild turkey at the dpi show, they played with fear, it was rad from what i can remember. theres a picture of me wasted with my man... as usual


so because i was out of town and had some cancellations, i've been making all these custom hats for the shop and some friends





i have a couple more available if any one is interested stop down at the shop. custom hats are $40 and $50 for the trucker hats with the bill done

doin the damn thing

so i've been busy as fuck lately, i don't even have time for this blog shit any more really. booking up pretty good for the summer, working on some big shit, started another sleeve yesterday. moving to ocean beach at the end of the month. enjoying the shit out of life, probably getting one of my arms worked on again soon. might do another live painting art show tonight, but got friends in town so maybe not. doing a convention here in san diego with funhouse over halloween. having a blast just seeing the same faces in different place. had a white trash themed art show about 3 weeks ago with a costume contest and meat loaf bake-off. i lost the bake-off but i totally put bacon on mine, so that makes me a winner in my book. fourth of july was a wasted 3 day extravaganza of "how wasted can i get and not crash my bike?" cant wait to move so i can ride my bike to work, cause parking down by the beach is RIDICULOUS and i'm tired of doing it every day. cut back A LOT on drinking and smoking, haven't smoked in 5 days and haven't had more than a couple of drinks in over a week. god i'm good, hahahahahahaa gotta get back to work! so legit.

big tits and loose lips

so the title is deceiving, this blog is about neither, but those are cool... i guess? so i posted a blog entry last week, but for some reason fucking blog spot didn't publish it. so i cried, then i got mad, then i broke my laptop, then i cried again because i broke my lap top. okay, maybe i made that part up, but the part about posting a blog and it not publishing is true. shits been kinda weak lately, had a decent birthday last week. i guess any night has to be worth while if it lasts until 5:30 the next morning. who knows though, i could have just been drunk. actually, i was very drunk... running in the ocean, with leg warmers, that was a bad idea. dear people behind our group of hooligans at the bar trying to have a decent dinner; i apologize for pulling my ass out and screaming obscenities. not doing a whole lot besides tattooing, going to bars, making fun of people, and bitching some people out. so same shit as usual. now, for your viewing pleasure... my ass:

here are a couple pieces i've done lately... nothing that cool, cause i'm lame sauce like motor cross

its like greased pig wrestling... but better

cinco de mayo, its not hard to out do last year, cause that was LAME.

swine flu mexican party time... oooohhhhh yyeeeeaaahhhh (insert coolaid man)
this week has been pretty lame, not a lot going on, just working at the shop and avoiding being productive. started BBQing at the shop for the summer, so come down and hang out on fridays and saturdays FOR SURE. i aspire to drink tequila tonight... and possibly some XX or tecate. even though i hate tecate. my birthday is next week, i'm totally screwed i was counting on not living this long... fuuuuuck i'm gunna have to actually start paying off some debt, maybe. uhhhh probably not, just kidding. the insurance company decided my car was a total loss after being rear ended a few weeks ago. so that sucks cause my car is old and there not going to give me enough $$$$ to buy a good car. good news is my car still "drives" so i can use it until i save up enough for another one. i want a bike, like hardcore, i need it for rehabilitation with my knee and piece of mind through out the day (and to go to the bar, and a nother bar, then another bar...etc lather rinse repeat).
and with that i leave you with this

expert debauchery

some pics of fun fun times with all the homos in lost angelas and las gayness










aaahahahahha this is the hot piece kristen and i found walking down the street

website almost done

so the back ground story is that i've had a website for a couple years, unfortunately i'm html challenged so i've had a couple people throw together a super janky site for me in the past. fortunately my friend kristen's boyfriend is an AWESOME web designer in canada and is willing to trade tattoo work for my site. its almost done, heres the mock up. eventually people will be able to buy artwork, prints and book appointments. in the intermediary its just a place to look at my lame portfolio and get directions and after care instructions.

hooray for boobies

started two new awesome neo-traditional chest pieces. ones a tribute to san diego, ones a tribute to being a hair dresser. cant wait for vegas next week and seeing some progress on my website. tonight possible block party or birthday party to attend, most def not both though cause there far away from one another. block party is not far from work, probably gunna check that shit after work. i did end up going to longboards last week, much fun. i got waaaay too drunk, molested some SLUT on the dance floor and puked up whiskey until i thought i was gunna die. raaaaad. doing a big deadpool comic book character 3/4 leg sleeve tomorrow i is stolkedness. yaaaaayyyy homies, blow shit up or shut the fuck up.

i only got about an hour and a half on this one cause it took so fucking long to get the design to fit in between all the other stuff on his body.... justin, you are ridiculous and i've seen you really drunk so we should put a line through your alcohol free tattoo.

peep this band they fucking rock, so get crazy and flash your titties!!!!

smack a baby

been busy, havent had a chance to update this. celebrated my birthday wednesday night into thursday morning. working on some cool pieces here and there. it is what it is i suppose. other than that shits been kinda lame.

scotty... you truely are rediculous

my ass after getting paddled at the bar for my birthday... the answer is yes, it was fucking purple all over the next day


background healed like shit on this one guy didnt use any lotion or any thing. yeah... got at least one more session to do some skin tears and touch up the back ground

bear fucker

working on some shit, finally finished the vang gogh piece, thanks cory for putting up with me for 30+ hours. might peep siera's pushin' rope show tonight at long boards in pb, always a good time. trying to lay low for the most part and not get shit faced and arrested. cant wait for vegas on the 17th, really looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and raising some hell at 'dive bar' or champaigne's like the good ol' times! my dad cracks me up, he told me i'm getting too rough around the edges cause i work in a tattoo shop. ha

melancholy relaxation

today was super lame, its essentially the definition as to why i dont like having days off. days off are way too much time to think, so low and behold i went into the shop any way to drop off some office supplies, kick it to mc chris and journey and think about my life a little bit less. congratulations to sarah, she graduated cosmetology school today, hooorrraaaay! i was supposed to have another laser session on my back today; though when i went into the laser place we decided my back wasnt healed enough from the last session and i'd need to wait another few weeks. so i'll be going back in at the end of the month for some horrendous pain and misfortune again. for some reason i've been in a horrible mood lately, the past week has set me back in attitude to where i was a month ago. i'm going to blame it on the over cast weather and the ridiculous humidity (even though thats just today, weather is an awesome scapegoat). have you ever sat next to some one and felt like you're completely alone and the only human being in existence? thats probably a good way to explain my life. i dont know if i'm depressed or just anti-social and a complete attention whore all at once. its been difficult for me to clear my mind after i tore my acl. i used to just pop my head phones in and run for a couple hours, that would help me a lot. i cant do that right now. i did go for a walk today, only to the bank, but moving at all is nice every once in a while. i need to quit smoking again. i cut back a lot on my drinking after i was arrested last week, i find that my insomnia is worse when i'm sober and i've had some issues with anxiety. its probably going to be a lot harder than i thought to not drink so much. i'm starting to realize more and more that i do have a drinking problem. i've been battling this for years, getting out of las vegas helped but its definitely not over. all i want to do today is go to the bar and get hammered, all i wanted to do last night was go to the bar and get hammered. i didn't last night, and i won't tonight. i've never had a very good sense of self control, my ability to say no to me is almost non existent. i think my biggest road block is the fact that i truly enjoy drinking, and i do like the person i am when i drink. i need a vacation from life. i wish i could just disappear into some alternate reality and be a god damn tree for a day. that would be great, my only worries would be sharp objects and birds shitting on me.

some old and new progress

so heres some junk i've been working on, some of it is not so up to date. i've got a nother session on alonzo's evil dead/ star wars sleeve, working on it again tomorrow.


this ones got a lot of plasma in it